Sydney does smashed avo fine. It does breakfast better when the kitchen grew up somewhere else. Every pick below comes from Broadsheet's unconventional breakfast guide, and every one of them beats another flat white.
X23 Asian Fusion Cafe, Chippendale
Malaysian-fusion brunch: sambal-egg-stuffed croissants, waffles with pandan and a nasi-lemak burger that should be illegal before 9am. It is not, so go.
Rising Sun Workshop, Newtown
Ramen for breakfast. A hearty bowl in a room that used to be a motorcycle workshop, and the reason half of Newtown skips cereal.
Hungry Paulie, Eastwood
Taiwanese congee with doughnut dipping sticks and peppery pork buns. The doughnut stick in congee is one of the great breakfast moves and Sydney barely knows it exists.
Boon Cafe, Haymarket
Thai breakfast attached to the Jarern Chai grocer. Shiitake and crab congee plus Thai-style baked eggs, with everything from the cashew butter to the chilli relish made in-house.
Albee's Kitchen, Kingsford
A Malaysian breakfast spread on the south side. The kind of morning menu that makes the toast places nearby look like they stopped trying.
Cafe Monaka, Mona Vale
One of the few cafes in Sydney serving a traditional Japanese breakfast, with artisan green teas from Japan brewed daily. Worth the northern beaches drive on its own.
Battambang, Cabramatta
Nom banh chok: fermented rice noodles with fish paste and fresh fish in a thin curry. A Cambodian breakfast you will not find in ten other rooms in this country.
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